Horny Bloger

You know that saying that goes something like, “Opportunity only knocks once,”? Well, around here we like to say things like,”Opportunity has two knockers…and they are massive.” Yeah, we like our version better, too. In this case, opportunity has a name, and that name is Jasmine Black. She is a hootered chick stranded on the side of the road and she needs a ride.
And you know what? She is not one of these women that thinks that she can get a free ride just because she’s hot. Oh, no. If you give Jasmine a ride, she will let you ride her rack. These are pretty good benefits from striking a bargain with a stranger, eh? Watch this sex perfect babe do her thing on the side of the road, on the hood of this car. It’s not a road hazard situation, but watching Jasmine work this dick in her nippers may make you want to ignite a few emergency flares.

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

Kristi Klenot has an ear for music and a set of titties for weenie. That’s why when this piano tuner comes over and begins tickling the ivories, she immediately tickles his dick with her hands and mams. You see, she’s just as passionate about milking knobs as she’s about music. Watch as she goes from passive listener to straddling this boy-friend right on the piano bench. It looks like he might have started out just wanting to tune this piano but in the end, Kristi tuned his organ, instead. (We doubt he minded either.)

Filed under: Big Boobs, Blowjob | No Comments »

Christy is a sweater stretcher in this blue number. And who doesn’t like a set of wahwahs busting out of a tender sweater, eh? Here we see Christy in someone’s highrise apartment, putting on a show (We’re positive that there were people looking out of their windows!) and stripping down before bending into all sorts of mad positions. We prefer Christy with her legs behind her head, but that’s just because we like the idea of her twat and her mambos in such close proximity to one another. You won’t find a bustier, more-flexible perfect babe anywhere else. Or a hornier one, for that matter. Christy is one in a million.

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

Just look at Brandy Talore’s bouncy bust, heaving up and down as she makes her way down this valuable suburban street. (Just like you we are wondering where the fuck this is because we certainly don’t get to see juggs jogging around our quiet neighborhood.) And then she bumps into this ogling onlooker and instead of telling him to stop checking her out, she actually lets him teach with her and then, in exchange for helping her work out, she helps him caress one out with her chesticles.
Just another example of neighbors helping neighbors.

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

We all know how sexually excited Christy is. But Terry Nova doesn’t. That is only ’cause she doesn’t speak English. “What is horny?” she asks Christy. Instead of telling her, Christy shows her. To illustrate, Christy not only gets one stablehand in on the action, but two! Now Terry gets it. Horny is when you want a hard rod in your mouth and in your snatch. And guess what, it turns out Terry was fuck addicted, too! You kind of got to be if you’re down to have a foursome in a stable, which is what ends up happening in this hot scene from Busty Bouncing Academy. Here, the horses aren’t being ridden, the studs are!

Filed under: Big Boobs, Blowjob | No Comments »

Christy and Terry are wandering around the stables of the Busty Bouncing Academy when they bump into Carlo, the stable boy. Knowing how much Christy likes to ride, Carlo offers to give her a lesson…one that she’ll never forget. Christy lets her buddy Terry in on the action until Carlo’s boss, Chandler shows up and almost puts the kibosh on their threesome. That’s until Christy offers up her cunt in supplication and this threesome turns into a hot and heavy orgy. Christy and Terry take these two fellows for a major roll in the hay and end up with hooters covered in cum.

Filed under: Big Boobs, Blowjob | No Comments »

Imagine car shopping with Alexis Silver. Yeah, we can’t either. It’s not that we do not want to, it is just that we discover our minds drifting to her airbags and not the car’s. But juggy Alexis would make a great saleslady. She seems like the type to do whatever it takes to seal the deal. Even if that means throwing in a few extras, and by extras we mean XXXtras. You see, she blows this guy’s weekly nut-batter allowance with her jugs shortly after talking to him about a car for purchase. That’s right. This mate didn’t need to even buy the car to get his penis drained. Remember that next time you forget that you do not need to spend or give to get.

Filed under: Big Boobs, Blowjob | No Comments »

Milk shakes, massive wobblers, lounging on a hammock in paradise. Doesn’t that sound fine? Imagine being on vacation in the tropics with our favorite busty slut, Christy. You know that she would be topless in a heartbeat and enjoying the rays of the sun on her breasts. She would probably require some sunblock lotion on these mams of hers. That’s where you come in, champ, with your able hands and fuck addicted, er, helpful disposition. Imagine creaming up those cannons and pinching these nipples right out in the open. Sounds worthy, right? Her supple, lubed up milk wagons in your arms, and you know that it would only be a matter of time before she was moaning and raising her hips, inviting you to stuff her cunt full of your ramrod. She’d probably take you into the water and fuck you in the surf. Ah, Christy…your breasts in our tropical fantasy are oh, so valuable!

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

Check out this bodacious girl in heat, Carmella Bing! Apparently she’s a little hungry so one of our boys came out and fed her this mondo man-meat sausage. But the whore still wanted more of that hunka hotdog, and she wound up stuffing it up her moist little fuck-pie. Watch her clip from Pounded Up Facials.Com where she sucks our friend’s johnson until it’s flawless for humping!

Soon the nympho takes his steaming pecker juice right on her face, but being the greedy little harlot that she is, she still craved more cream! So our team whacked off right over her head, dousing her in an extremely messy cumbath, which you’ll see once you log on to Copulated Up Facials.Com!

Filed under: Big Boobs, Blowjob, Brunette, Hardcore | No Comments »

Seeing Christy in this pirate’s outfit made us say, “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!” and really place the wind in our, um, sails. Nothing like a busty wench in boots and a top that shows you an ample amount of cleavage where any fellow would wanna bury his treasure! This set was shot in the Bahamas and when the locals saw Christy in this outfit, they excitedly told us that she should shoot near an old cannon by the beach. At first we thought that they said they wanted to shoot off their cannons on the beach, and we gave them the thumbs up and said, “Yeah, she makes us want to jack, too.” Thank goodness we finally realized our mistake. But you can imagine being in the hot sun in long sleeves and tall leather boots took it’s toll on Christy. So she did what she does best and got nude and wet. No, seriously, she got smooth…literally. She jumped in the water and played with her OWN massive cannons for us. We think that any shoot where this pirate ends up moist and naked is a good one.

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

Sure, guys love Christy. But sweethearts love Christy, too! Hot, big-titted girls like Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Terry Nova and Gianna Rossi. They have captivating, full funbags of their own, so they can appreciate a dripping pair on a woman as hot as Christy. And since they have the equipment, they know how to handle it, too. Watch as the babes massage, massage and stroke Christy on a charming island setting. “I felt honored to have my body worshipped by some of the hottest big-tit pornstars. It was so hot to feel their hands all over me then watch ‘em take out their wobblers and oil ‘em up,” said Christy after this shoot.

Filed under: Big Boobs, Lesbian | No Comments »

Some people head out to the pool for some sun and some people head out to the pool to get their workout on and do some exercise. But not Soleil Hughes. She heads out to the pool to jack off this guy with her meaty tits and eager hands. We assume that the benefits of this location are obvious but just in case, we want to remind all of you potential tug-ees that having a chick drain your nuts by the pool is great. First of all, she will be in the water and won’t get overheated. Secondly, you can just dunk her in the pool and rinse her off once you coat her in your spunk. And in case she cannot make a sufficient amount of spit to lube your dick, she can always use that pool water to aide her hands and hoots in their cock-milking. Now that you know this, you should head out to the poolside immediately with the busty lady of your choice and get to stroking!

Filed under: Big Boobs, Blowjob | No Comments »

Do you have one of those better halves that says things like, “All you do is watch sports! Stop watching T.V.! Go mow the lawn! Go fix something! You never spend time with me! Spend time with the kids! Get off your ass and do something!”? Yeah, we know the type. Mrs. Nagging McNaggerson. Imagine if instead of busting your balls about spending a little time in Couch Potato Land, your better half helped you bust a nut all over said couch. Wouldn’t that be nicer? Wouldn’t it be better if instead of demanding that you do something, she whipped her tits out and told you that she was going to do you with them? Check out Chavon as she does just that and maybe, just maybe, show this video to your better half. And when she says, “What the fuck is this? Porn!” and starts yelling at you, you just tell her it’s an educational video intended to “make your relationship about satisfying each other’s emotional and physical needs.” She should, in theory, get down on her knees and starting jerking your cock with her mammaries. However, in case that you fall into the 63% of guys’ that this doesn’t work for and she goes crazy, then we suggest you run out and start mowing that lawn ASAP, buddy, cause you’re in deep shit.

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

Christy is not only hot, stacked, horny, wet, raunchy, D.T.F. (That’s Down To Fuck, for those of you not in the know.) and an exhibitionist, but she is also a fan of baking. (Yeah, she likes to cook goodies for you to snack on.) So imagine if you will, that this stacked wonder was in your kitchen making your cookies. (Okay, imagine that you just fucked her and she rolled over and said, “How about I make you some cookies to say Thank You for giving me the dick down of my life?”) That pretty much makes her the most-perfect woman in the world. But wait! It gets better. How? Well, imagine that she is so thirsty from slaving over a hot oven and making you sweets that she gets herself a glass of milk and in the process of drinking that milk, she spills it all over her gazongas. Oh, no! What’s a horny, busty baker to do? Get naked, of course. And jiggle her knockers and diddle her pussy, too. (We don’t know what we would eat first, her cookies or her cookie!) Looking at this set of Chirsty makes us want to coat her in our man milk. It’s almost as if we can smell the baked goods. With a set o’ tits like that, Sara Lee ain’t got shit on our girl!

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »

Christy loves the ocean. However, prior to these shots, she had never been on a beach. You see, these are shots of the first time Christy came to shoot for us. Back then, she was a shy 19-year-old from Pennsylvania who was in awe of the ocean…while we stood back in awe of her massive tits. She was more than happy to frolic in the surf for us and we knew right away that she was a star. She told us that she knew that the photos were coming out well because she knew she was pretty. “I’m not conceited,” Christy wants everyone to know. “I know I look good and I know I have a nice body and I know my pictures turn out great, but I’m not like, ‘Oh, I’m so much better than you.’” Watch Christy get naked and then stuff her sweet muffin by the seashore. Wet tits, wet slit and a beautiful girl who just wants people to see her naked…sounds like paradise to us!

Filed under: Big Boobs | No Comments »