One of the chests belongs to Karina. It measures 34H and it's soft and fluffy. The other chest belongs to well, the chest. The one Karina is lying on. So, chest-to-chest. Corny, right? But give us a break. Our minds get a little tipsy when we're looking at pictures and vids of Karina's naked body. Sometimes when I'm modeling, the sets are so elaborate, Karina said. I feel like I'm on a movie set and I am a video star. This time, I said to the photographer "Is this it? Just a bedroom and a chest of drawers? What's so exciting about that? He looked at me and said, 'You'". Exactly. Plus, this prop gives us the opportunity to view Karina in a variety of new positions and allows us worthwhile looks at her butt and often overlooked legs. They're worthwhile legs. Muscular and meaty, the better to wrap around your back. "That's how they got so throbbing, from being wrapped around men's backs", Karina said, smiling to let us know she is just guyding. Or is she?

Back in the day, getting dressed up for New Year's Eve was a big deal. Beauties would put on their finest gowns, and fellows would costume up in top hat and tails. Not anymore. Now people just throw on some clothing and discover a place to get drunk. But Karina, being Karina, wants to bring some class back to New Year's Eve. But is she doing it by wearing a fancy gown? No! She's Karina. She doesn't do things the traditional way. Nope, she's wearing the top hat. It was fun getting dressed up like this, Karina said. I asked the photographer if I could keep the hat so I can clothe in it on New Year's Eve. I think I am gonna! Bringing in the New Year with Karina would be a lot of fun. Kinda like, when that ball in Times Square drops, your balls'll be dropping, too. Any New Year's resolutions, Karina? Yes, she said. I want to make all of my fans happier than ever. We can't wait to find out how she's gonna do that!

Karina met Mandy Pearl, an F-cup newcomer from England, while on-location in Budapest, Hungary, to film the DVDs Hooter Hotel and Bosomy Riding Academy. They immediately hit it off, and when we suggested that they head outside for a game of big-boob tennis, the beauties giggled, grabbed their racquets, grabbed their racks and ran outside. Our reporter at the scene described it this way: "Karina gives us a jiggle and a giggle and bounds back over to her side of the court to hit some balls for video. We get so caught up in the tit-tennis that we don't see Mandy come onto the court. "How do I look?' Mandy says with her crisp British accent. Does this make my titties look nice? "We turn around, and Mandy is in a sheer, white t-shirt that's stretched so tight over her pretty meatballs that we can clearly make out the outline of her areolae. She asks us if she should shake her tits for us, too, and we almost clap in anticipation. All these melons are reducing us to mush. And then the chicks are playing tennis, and although Mandy has some skills, we do not care if they hit the balls or not. We just want Them to keep running and jumping around. But the muggy weather gets the best of them, and within minutes they are hot and sweaty. And then we hear the words we've been waiting for "Bring out the water balloons, says Peter, our photographer, and the kittens laugh and jog over." Gentlemen, we know that it might be very cold right this time, depending on where you are. But if this movie doesn't warm you up, nothing will. Happy New Year!

Let's answer some member mail. L.H. from Wantagh, New York, writes, "Dear Karina. I hope you don't find this question to be too forward, but do you shave your wet crack every day?" Responded Karina, "Yes, absolutely! A girl must if she has a bald pussy, otherwise stubble will grow in and it'll start to itch. Besides, when I reach down there (which is just about every day!), I love to feel the softness. I know some guys prefer chicks with hair down there, and some kittens like it, too, but personally, I think I look best with a shaved pussy." Hey, good question, L.H. And great answer, Karina! G.Z, from London, England, writes, "In your pictures and videos, you seem to be having a lot of fun doing what you're doing. Most kittens would be self-conscious about showing off their naked nubbies and spreading their cunt, but you're not." Uh, G.Z., was there a question in there that we missed? Regardless, Karina responded, "I look like I'm having fun because I am! I think I was given this gift, which is my body, and I have fun showing it off for your pleasure. I am getting enjoyment, too!" Thanks for the responses, Karina. But we don't think you're getting as much pleasure as we are!

"I loved this shoot because the bedroom was so elegant and classy but simple," Karina said. "I loved the sweater I am wearing at the starting, too! It was so comfortable, I wanted to take it home." Of course, we let her. How do you say no to a kitten like Karina? Besides, by the time she was done wearing it, her tits had stretched the sweater far past the point where anyone else could wear it. "That happens sometimes," Karina said, laughing. "Sometimes one of my friends will be wearing something I like, and I will ask to borrow it, and they will say, 'No, Karina! Once you clothe in it, nobody else can ever wear it!'" There's another reason for that (other than the obvious sweater-stretching one). It'll never look as nice on anyone else as it does on Karina. She is the ultimate sweater hottie.

In this scene from the DVD Hooter Hotel, a boy-friend who's staying at this classy, respectable inn calls down for room service. He wants some fruit. You know, some bananas and apples, and some champagne to wash it all down. Something to take the edge off his hunger before dinner. Room service arrives. In rolls the cart of fruit and champagne, steered by Karina, and suddenly, you're not so hungry anymore. You're fuck addicted. Karina's massive cleavage is overflowing her lingerie, those apples on the cart are looking awfully tiny compared to Karina's breasts, and that banana? Buddy, you wanna take your own banana and stick it between these natural flesh pillows. You've never had room service like this before. But, then again, you are a guest at Hooter Hotel!

Christy wants to lure you into her web of seduction and sexiness, so she waits, patiently, for you to get snared. Of course it helps that she lays a trap that no one could resist. That's right...she waits for you, nodules out and nipps ready to be sucked and pulled. And as if that wasn't enough, limber Christy actually gets tangled in the ropes so that she can position her pussy closer to your waiting mouth, fingers and prick. Seeing her suspended and spread-eagle is like gonna one of these amusing circuses where they do all sorts of aerial stunts. Except, when Christy is up in the air, we are sure that your Oohs and Aahs are more from beating your meat than amazement at her feats of acrobatics.

It's been said that a captain always goes down with his or her ship. But here's a better question that's more apropos to this week's postings: Does Karina always go down? And would you always go down on Karina? "Silly question, boys," Karina said. "I always like to keep my boys satisfied." This time, here, Karina is dressed as a ship's captain (sorta), but there's no ship. Karina is on dry land. Has she been grounded? Has her ship run ashore? Or is she on shore leave? She smiled. "Do you know what sailors do when they are on shore leave?" Karina asked. Uh, they get drunk and fuck? "I do not know about getting drunk," Karina said, her sexy accent wafting breezily through the seaside air. "But if I was a sailor on shore leave, I would definitely fuck!” Listen to the babe, members. She gives wonderful advice. And continue to greetings her. At ease!

Karina's yacht has gone aground and this time she is shipwrecked on this deserted isle! It's all your fault. You're the first guy. Karina's the captain. It was your job to steer Karina the right way on this Boob Cruise. You took your arm off your rudder, distracted by her chick. This time it is just the two of you, alone on this island. No other dudes in sight, fortunately for you. What will the two of you do this time before you bring out the sleeping bag? First things first. Captain Karina needs to unwind before she tries the radio. And you know what the captain needs to do to unwind. Do we need to show you a photo? You know the captain's favorite past-time. Taking her tits out in the sun! It's a fine thing you're the only semen.